EVERYTHING YOU NEED
TO KNOW ABOUT

The Big Day

But WERe SCARED TO ASK
The Venue

Three Points Ranch

This is Texas. We go big here. That is why we're loading y'all up on big ass buses and taking you to a big ass ranch for our wedding and reception. You’re going to eat Texas barbecue, dance under a grove of oak trees and canoodle in vintage Airstream trailers. And yes Bonny, the buses have bathrooms.

THE SCHEDULE

3 DAys of glory

THURSDAY, OCTOBER 15th

7-9pm: East Austin meet & greet at Kyōten sushi trailer
1211 E 6th St, Austin, TX 78702
There is street parking nearby, but we recommend walking or Ubering.

FRIDAY, OCTOBER 16th

11am: Early Bus Departs (wedding party only)
Bus will depart from the Radisson in downtown Austin.

2:45pm: Arrive at Radisson
The Radisson is located in the city center at 111 Cesar Chavez, 78701.

3pm: Buses Depart
Buses will have A/C, bathrooms and a bizarre assortment of people to talk to.

4:30pm: Ceremony at Three Points Ranch
The venue is located at 1158 EE Ranch Road, Round Mountain, TX, 78663

5:30pm-Midnight: Cocktails & Reception
This is not a drill. This is for reals.

10:30pm-Midnight: Buses Leave
We’ll send an early bus home at 10:30pm and then the rest of the buses at midnight.

SATURDAY, OCTOBER 17th

10am-Noon: Brunch & Regathering of Dignity at Torchy's
Head to the Torchy's Trailer Park Eatery (1311 S. 1st St.) for breakfast tacos, bloodies and mimosas. There are several Torchy's in town—several on South 1st—so make sure you go to the Trailer Park Eatery.

All Day: Explore Austin
Go do stuff. Adam and Lara will be around and we’ll make our whereabouts known (typically with the presence of squad cars). But we want you to see Austin.

10pm: Karaoke Madness
Details on this are also TBD. Just start thinking about your song.

Y'all Stick around now, Y’Hear?Getting to spend time with you is what we're looking forward to the most. Oh, and slow-smoked pork ribs. Ah, and there's the lifetime of love and devotion too. Long story short, we hope to make this a weekend-long event with you, and we'd love it if you planned to stick around.

Lodging

BOOK IT NOW

We've got a block set aside at the Radisson in Downtown Austin. It's nice, very central, and it's the best deal we could finagle. Book now (like, now) to guarantee your rate. We selfishly recommend Thu-Sun for maximum pleasure.

Tell me what I gotta do ›

Transport

WE GOT IT CoVERED

If you plan to leave town and do some exploring, or if you don't like taking cabs or using Uber/Lyft, rent a car. Otherwise, we don't think you need one. The hotel is smack-dab in the middle of town, and fancy buses will get you to and from the main event directly from there.

Attire

Ranch Formal

Alright, we just made that up. But we're thinking somewhere between casual and formal. Suits and ties ok, but optional. Bolos encouraged. Ladies, dirt-capable footwear should be considered. No JNCOs, skorts, jorts, Zubaz or Hammer pants.