Here's A Weird Thought

These People Made Us

Figuratively and also in some cases literally
  • Family of the

    Bride

  • Mary Jo Bork, Mother

    We call her MJ. And from biking across Utah to crafting the perfectly al-dente risotto, there ain't much that MJ can't do. MJ is also the most competitive Scrabble player in the family.

  • George Cirkovic, Father

    Hailing from Dubrovnik, Croatia, George speaks 7 languages. But as long as you're talking about the Montréal Canadiens or Steve Prefontaine, you're speaking his language.

  • Anne Cirkovic, Sister

    Anne loves helping people. She also loves kids. Finally, she loves chicken fingers and rice paper rolls. Her dream job would be helping kids get rice paper rolls. Anne's accent is funny.

  • Luke Cirkovic, BRother

    A tall, dark and handsome lad, Luke is a real mensch. You'd never know from meeting him that his passions are Legos, Nintendo and Star Wars. Luke's house is the funnest ever.

  • Family of the

    Groom

  • Bonny Saraceno, Mother

    Bonny (a.k.a. Bonzo) is a Zumba queen. She likes sock monkeys so much that she carries one around with her at all times. What can we say? Bonzo just likes to have fun.

  • Jim Saraceno, Father

    Jim is a true renaissance man. Fly rod building, beer making, car restoration...if it sounds like it grows hair on your chest, Jim has mastered it. You should see Jim's chest hair. Cray.

  • Anna Saraceno, Sister

    As the baby in the family, Anna surpassed Adam in maturity sometime in the late ’80s. Since then Anna moved to Indiana and married a gal named Anna. She's seen Beyoncé a bunch.

  • BUDDY FRANKLIN, BFF

    Adopted from a shelter in early 2014, Buddy Franklin is theoretically not related to the bride or groom. He is believed to be a cross between a pit bull terrier, raccoon and pig.