We call her MJ. And from biking across Utah to crafting the perfectly al-dente risotto, there ain't much that MJ can't do. MJ is also the most competitive Scrabble player in the family.
Hailing from Dubrovnik, Croatia, George speaks 7 languages. But as long as you're talking about the Montréal Canadiens or Steve Prefontaine, you're speaking his language.
Anne loves helping people. She also loves kids. Finally, she loves chicken fingers and rice paper rolls. Her dream job would be helping kids get rice paper rolls. Anne's accent is funny.
A tall, dark and handsome lad, Luke is a real mensch. You'd never know from meeting him that his passions are Legos, Nintendo and Star Wars. Luke's house is the funnest ever.
Bonny (a.k.a. Bonzo) is a Zumba queen. She likes sock monkeys so much that she carries one around with her at all times. What can we say? Bonzo just likes to have fun.
Jim is a true renaissance man. Fly rod building, beer making, car restoration...if it sounds like it grows hair on your chest, Jim has mastered it. You should see Jim's chest hair. Cray.
As the baby in the family, Anna surpassed Adam in maturity sometime in the late ’80s. Since then Anna moved to Indiana and married a gal named Anna. She's seen Beyoncé a bunch.
Adopted from a shelter in early 2014, Buddy Franklin is theoretically not related to the bride or groom. He is believed to be a cross between a pit bull terrier, raccoon and pig.
If you're reading this, you had a hand in shaping us into the weirdos we are now. The folks above have endured our crap longer than anybody else (again, figuratively and sometimes literally) and we cannot be grateful enough for their sacrifices. If you aren't pictured above, don't consider yourself absolved of blame. You are invited to this wedding because you've impacted our lives. Now it's payback time.