“On a geological time scale, waiting 8 years to get married is really rushing into things.”

Carl Sagan

“This sounds like a Royal Wedding, but with better food and shittier traffic.”

Queen Elizabeth II

“These two people are no longer allowed in our establishment.”

Warson Woods Taco Bell

“Laraceno.com is the worst dating website I’ve ever seen. Half the chicks look like Cat Stevens. Like, exactly.”

Dr. Neil Clark Warren, eHarmony.com

“You have many talents. Lucky Numbers 2, 6, 13, 15, 25, 40”

Fortune Cookie

“Did you say maraschino? Do I know these people? I’m hungry.”

Larry King

October 16, 2015

Austin. Texas. Merica.

We're getting married and we want you to be there with us. This site contains all of the details you need to make your attendance a reality. It also describes the context in which we met and became engaged, which you will be tested on later. If we get time we’ll include a page of sweet animated GIFs and links to special credit card offers.

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